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Monday, October 31, 2005

Israel Trip: Goin' to the Zoo, Zoo, Zoo

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So what vacation with kids would be complete without a visit to a zoo?
The zoo in Israel is your typical zoo, maybe a bit more picturesque. The monkeys had themselves quite a sweet little setup there- a lake, a shack, climbing ropes, a hammock.. Must be sweet to be a monkey.
Anyway, upon entry to the zoo, they are all you can hear- mooing and howling to bring down the house. They were great to watch, more fun to imitate, and to me, it didn't get better than those dang monkeys. A shame to peak right as you come in to the park.
After seeing lots of birds (brightly colored, yes, but none too active) and watching a little penguin marching, we ended up in the children's zoo. This, as my wife observed, is the zoo's chance to make a vicious cycle all their own. Kids get bored looking at animals so they want to go to a playground; the kids' zoo is a playground in a zoo that makes the kids not want to go back to the zoo. There were a few animals there, like a mini-pony and a few goats. The goats, in fact, escaped their pens and were attacking the feed machine and anyone who ventured near it. My father-in-law rather enjoyed this, as did the rest of my wife's family who were there, until little Michael got a hoof to the head. (He's fine).
The upshot of it all is that due to the evilness of the children's zoo, I didn't get to see any big ol' animals like a giraffe or lion or hippo or a bear. Disappointing. I could've spent time in the Lemur habitat, as some did, but the propspect of standing in a road where Lemurs are free to zip by your head with no warning didn't quite fit into my schedule for the day, alas.
One thing I will say for the ol' zoo: good animal visibility. In the Bronx zoo, you are at least 200 feet from an animal in the big displays and sometimes it's impossible to see what you're supposed to be looking at.
By the way, from the zoo, we took that winding mountain road trip to Beit Shemesh that I mentioned. From there, I drove myself and Zak-o to my friend Kart in Ramat Beit Shemesh for a quick hey-ho, then back to Beit Shemesh and eventually, back to Jerusalem via that same windy road in the pitch blackness that only night can provide.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

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Saturday, October 29, 2005

Well, I'm sorry to say that the ol' voiceover biz is kinda slow for me these days. Aside from the usual appearances in The Section 31 Files and Robotz of the Company, not much on the plate besides my He-man Parody (link coming soon). So I figured I would take me a quick vacation, along with the family. We chose to go to Israel, due to the cultural significance to us, and it also helped that we all love Mediterranean food (Shwarma, Kebab, Shishlik, Mixed Grill...). So I will be devoting a few blog entries to our trip and the adventures that awaited us as we adventured through the holy land. I also should mention that I got to drive for the first time in Israel, and that was an adventure in itself... I got to drive up one spiraling mountain road and back down another, then direct my father-in-law to do the same in reverse in the pitch blackness of night. Oh, and maneuver at high speeds around slow-moving buses and cars in the main city blocks.
This trip took us to Israel for the holiday of Succot, or Tabernacles in English. While the country is essentially a Jewish state and marks the holiday as a national holiday, it is largely viewed in a secular, "bank-holiday" fashion, to the point that a local club advertised a "Sukkot party" with their top DJs names listed alongside a picture of 50 Cent. Funny, he doesn't look Jewish.
Anyhoo, more on the actual stuff we did on the trip in upcoming entries.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

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